I would love to sleep right now.

I am tired, I should go to bed since I am going to be cleaning all day tomorrow, but I just can't keep my mind from going wild every single time I close my eyes. "Did so-and-so reply to me on stupid facebook?" "Why does Jake drool so much?" "Is there a chore that I needed to do that I forgot to put on my list?" "Cleaning all day is going to suck and it probably wont even look that great when I'm done." "At least it'll be cleaner than Dan's house." "I should never host a party ever again, they stress me out." "Should I make a mix cd to play during Lindsay's party." " Mix cd? How 90's is that!" And so on. Except in doesn't end for a long time. I usually take an hour to fall asleep. 30 minutes of Jake cuddling me, he falls asleep right away and the drooling begins. And then another 30 minutes of so many stupid thoughts.
I want to go back to London. I miss it. Leaving the country sounds nice.

My day.

Lindsay is crazy. She is putting a diaper on a donkey.

Today was my grandma's 84 birthday. We went out to eat. Yummy.

We went to the snow play area on Sandia and we had fun until Jake said, "Jenny, where is my ring?" He lost his wedding ring on the hill in a bunch of snow. Some body break out the metal detector! Oh, and I was frozen. I was smart enough to wear my chucks and forgot to change shoes when I had the chance. I remembered keeping Lindsay warm but forgot about my poor toes. Oh and when I took Linny down the hill I face planted her. Oops.

Obviously this photo of Jake was taken before he realized what he lost.


I had a whole huge paragraph at the top about a dumb idea of mine. I chopped it. I re-read it and said, "I really am dumb." I wish I knew how to write well. I don't. I can paint, I'm creative, I can act well, and I know to snap a pretty picture (but I'm no Chole). I can not write, I am not articulate without a script, I can't roller blade/ roller skate (that is not really important just something I always wished I could do a tiny bit). I wonder what it would be like to be really good at all of the other things I am bad at. You know how they say people are either right or left brained (I don't know which is which). What would it be like to switch brain sides?

Jackie O. was gorgeous. Is she still alive?

This is a weird blog. I should cut it off before it gets weirder. Done. Anyone else read this stuff except for Nichole? No, thought not.

Bummer.

I'm not that smart. It's okay I've accepted it. Recently. But it's pretty much fact. I'll work on it, though. Slowly but surely I might get smarter. Fingers crossed. Damn him for bringing it to my attention so easily, and he doesn't even know he did it. Damn him for being him. See, not so smart. I don't even know who or what I am talking about, so don't ask.
And who gets on the computer in the middle of the night to write a pointless blog sure to be seen by only one person. Goodnight my loyal reader. You're great Chole. (I'll explain later).

P.S. Thank god this new Mozilla comes with spell check, huh?

Holiday cheer.

Great shots, huh! Yay Christmas!!!
-Jenn!

Come on threadless!!

I want my new threadless orders now! And my old one that I had to return for the right size!! But now it seems the one I was exchanging it for is gone. Whether my exchange went through or not I have no idea. I haven't even received an email or anything saying that they got it. I sent it a week ago and it said it was shipped to the address it said to send it to but now I know nothing. I really hope I got the exchange I wanted because that shirt was so amazing! I want them I want them!!! I feel so helpless!

Birthday number four is a good one.

A few shots from Templer's fourth birthday party a few hours ago.
That's the birthday boy in the middle and the co stars of the party.

There is my pretty Chole!

Chole and her favorite sister.

Lindsay eating some yummy mac and cheese.

I think they are some darn pretty girls don't you agree.

Templer opening his presents! Such a happy kid, huh?

Lindsay wasn't paying any attention to the present opening,
she was completely absorbed in this toy she found.

After he was done he gave everyone a hug and said thank you,
and showed all of the kids some of his toys.

This is a picture of Chole's feet and my feet. We're cute.
-Just Jenn

My top 100

Jenn's Hot 100-I wrote this May 2007. I have a list with pictures too and it's a work of art, want to see it, tell me.

1. Katherine Heigl- Grey's Anatomy, Knocked Up

2. Missy Peregrym- Stick It, Heroes

3. Autumn Reeser- The O.C.

4. Mandy Moore- Because I Said So

5. Hayden Panettiere- Heroes

6. Holly Madison- Hugh Hefners #1 girlfriend

7. Alexandra Chando- As The World Turns

8. Miranda Kerr- New Victoria's Secret Model

9. Lacey Chabert- Mean Girls

10. Scarlet Johanson- Who doesn't know her?

11. Katherine McPhee- American Idol

12. Noureen DeWulf- Hot

13. Brittney Snow- John Tucker Must Die

14. Kara Monaco- Playmate of the Year 2006

15. Jessica Alba- Fantastic 4

16. Erica Durance- Smallville

17. Vanessa Lengies- Stick It, The Perfect Man

18. Kelly Pickler- American Idol

19. Ivanka Trump- Donald Trump's daughter

20. Jennifer Love Hewitt- Ghost Whisperer, Can't Hardly Wait

21. Elisha Cuthbert- The Girl Next Door

22. Rachel McAdams- The Notebook, Wedding Crashers

23. Ashlee Simpson- Everyone knows her too

24. Natalie Portman- Closer, Garden State

25. Vanessa Carlton- Singer

26. Whitney Port- The Hills

27. Michelle Branch- Singer

28. Reese Witherspoon- Legally Blonde

29. Norah Jones- Singer

30. Mary Elizabeth Winstead- Grindhouse

31. Kelly Clarkson- American Idol

32. Bridget Marquardt- The Girls Next Door, Hef's #2

33. Kate Winslet- Titanic, Finding Neverland, Last Holiday

34. Michelle Trachtenberg- Eurotrip, Ice Princess

35. Rachel Bilson- The O.C., Tha Last Kiss

36. Kristin Davis- Sex and the City

37. Lauren Graham- Gilmore Girls, Bad Santa, Because I Said So

38. Adriana Lima- Victoria's Secret Model

39. Ali Larter- Heroes, Legally Blonde

40. Hilary Duff- Singer type person

41. Carrie Underwood- American Idol

42. Anne Hathaway- The Devil Wears Prada, The Princess Diaries

43. Kristen Bell- Veronica Mars, Heroes

44. Sarah Silverman- The Sarah Silverman Program, hilarious

45. Morgan Webb- X-play

46. Avril Lavigne- Singer

47. Jamie-Lynn Sigler- Sapranos

48. Rachel Weisz- The Mummy 1 and 2

49. Christina Aguilera- Singer

50. Sandra Bullock- You know her

51. Portia de Rossi- Arrested Development

52. Kendra Wilkinson- The Girls Next Door, Hef's #3

53. Kate Beckinsale- Pearl Harbor, other stuff

54. Tara Conner- Miss USA, party girl

55. Alexis Bledel- Gilmore Girls, Sin City

56. Paris Hilton- Jail, porn

57. Tyra Banks- Model, America's Next Top Model

58. Kate Bosworth- Superman, Blue Crush

59. Eva Longoria- Desperate Housewives

60. Jayma Mays- Epic Movie, Heroes

61. Emma Watson- Harry Potter 1-6

62. Drew Barrymore- Music and Lyrics, Charlie's Angels

63. Gisele Bundchen- Victoria's Secret Model

64. Kelly Carlson- Nip Tuck

65. Kelly Ripa- Live with Regis and Kelly

66. Heidi Klum- Victoria's Secret Model, Project Runway

67. Alyssa Milano- Charmed

68. Britney Spears- dirty woman

69. Nicole Linkletter- America's Next Top Model 2005

70. Jennifer Aniston- Friends, The Break Up

71. Lauren Conrad- The Hills

72. Audrina Patridge- The Hills

73. Tina Fey- 30 Rock, Mean Girls, SNL

74. Sarah Chalke- Scrubs

75. Giada De Laurentiis- Everyday Italian

76. Anna Popplewell- The Cronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

77. Heidi Montag- The Hills, bad friend

78. Misha Barton- The O.C.

79. Liv Tyler- The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

80. Eva Mendes- Hitch, Ghost Rider

81. Alyson Hannigan- How I met Your Mother

82. Elizabeth Hurley- Bedazzled

83. Julia Roberts- Pretty Woman

84. Jessica Biel- 7th Heaven

85. Emma Roberts- Nancy Drew

86. Cobie Smulders- How I met Your Mother

87. Lindsay Lohan- Mean Girls

88. Kat Von D- Miami Ink

89. Jennifer Garner- 13 Going on 30

90. Jenny McCarthy- John Tucker Must Die

91. Rihanna- Singer (kind of)

92. Katherine Zeta Jones- Chicago

93. Cote de Pablo- Navy NCIS

94. Ashley Judd- I have no clue

95. Bonnie Wright- Happy Potter movies

96. Claire Danes- Romeo and Juliet

97. Tori Spelling- nothing

98. Kristen Kreuk- Smallville, Eurotrip

99. Amy Smart- Scrubs, Just Friends

100. Julia Stiles- The Prince and Me